Dan Texts and Emails
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Here are some of Dan's off the wall emails...
HI ...
I would love to sit here and write you a really long email but my life is so boring that as soon as I start to type it out I fall asleep and dribble on the keyboard, which ends in one of two things, Electrocution or the keyboard stuck to my face and sometimes both which can be quite amusing to watch if your stood far enough back.
Dan
Hi ….
What are you doing over Christmas? Got any exciting plans yet..... I sure as hell haven’t and ‘m broke. Bahumbug.
I hope everybody likes sprouts cause ADSA are doin’ an offer on them at the moment. I reckon I could buy loads of bags of sprouts a black pen and draw monster faces on them all and then give them to the kids as the latest craze to hit the Streets .... SPROUT MEN ..... HERE TO PROTECT THE UNIVERSE FROM THE EVIL CARROT TOPS ... This is where my second present plan comes into action... You can probably see where I’m going with this one .... Not only are they inexpensive but when you have finished playing with them you have a tasty nutritious snack. Next year I’m going to market these little babies and I’ll be rolling in cash before you know it. DO you like sprouts? Are you sure you wouldn’t like some for Christmas?
Dan
Hi....
Anyway... How was New Year for you then? Mine was ok but I can’t say it has stopped me from being a miserable bastard. I really don’t know what is wrong with me. I reckon I’ve got that seasonal depression thing except it’s decided to stay with me throughout winter, spring, summer, autumn and back into winter again... which probably makes it more of a general depression thing although I quite like the sound of seasonal depression. It sounds like you would get really upset if someone put salt and pepper on your chips! Let’s just hope that this year brings us all the things we dreamed of... except that giant bunny thing I dreamt up the other night... the one with the axe and the chicken head, but most of the other stuff.
You can tell that my days are quite ordinary? If I don’t fill them up with incoherent emails then by the end of the day I’m a babbling mess of insanity.
Dan x
Hello there.
I'm sat here at the computer thinking what the hell am I doing... You know that feeling you get when you know you are supposed to be doing something but you just don’t know what the hell it is.... I’ve got that!!!
Gonna keep this one short today so here goes
WIBBLE
Yep that’s probably about as short as it’s gonna get and to be perfectly honest, I can’t think of anything intelligent to say. I’m just having one of those days if you know what I mean. Can’t say life is treating me with any type of respect at the moment and I can’t think of anything else that has happened to me recently so I’m gonna leave it there. I’ll speak again real soon and hopefully I’ll have something a bit better to talk about.
Dan XXX
Luv Dan XXX
Intergalactic rep for Earth 2.5 and official member of C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. (Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society)
